A bunch of no shows.

Dodgeball

Feb 14th 2007 -

Grab life by the balls -vs- Uniballs -

Two undefeated teams

Tale of the tape,

Grab life by the balls is a team that has reached the top of the Rec B division relying heavily on it's team chemistry. This team has no real allstars, just a bunch of pieces that fit together perfectly and make one hell of a puzzling first place team.

Uniballers on the other hand, could not be more different. They're a bunch of average sacks riding on the coat tails of an ex-major leaguer. The undisputed allstar of this team is ol' gray shirt. Ol' gray may have a cannon capable of stringing the team along on his coat tails, but that doesn't hold this team back from stetching the rules as far as they can in their favor.

All in all ought to be an intrigueing match up...

Wait this just in. Half of the Grab life by the balls "Team" just bailed!!! This truly is a shocking turn of events. The team previously admired around the league as having the tightest group of players has just formed a crack in it's chemistry the size of San Andreas Fault.

Game time is upon us and there are absolutely no subs for the missing players.

Looks like the Beer tally sits at;

Teri - 1

Nathan - 1

Kent - 1

Amanda - 1

Great time for half the effin team to bail.

Lonely Dodgeballers

Not only because it's V-day and we're tossin balls at other lonely phucks, but because it's so lonely sitting undefeated at the top.

Here are a couple highlights from last night,

Dodgeball Round up

Team short shorts is coming in to their own. The match was a spirited affair, but after the valuable experience gained from last week's warm up match, the twinkie parade that stood across the gymnasium from the menacingly clad team short shorts must have immediately known they were in for a long night.

A couple of regulars were missing from Grab life by the balls line-up, however the last minute replacements stepped in and performed more than admirably. Talk in the locker room, post battle, was centered around how well the noobs played and how grateful the team was to have them out.

Special shout outs go to Teri Watch these balls Reimer, and Tara Bob hit him back Meloney who both stepped up and started eliminating players from the other team. Looks like a week of HJ's for their BF's bulked up their throwing arms.

Plays of the day....

Teri and Marty combining on the Bait and Switch for a final kill,

and Jeff and Marty combining for a Peek a boo sky launch for a near miss.

Final score somewhere in the neighborhood of 10 to 3 for the good guys.

Don't forget your short shorts for next Wed.

I say this kid gets hit but is saved by the no head shots rule. Panzy! By the way, Jeff you're out ya head hunter!